Has China Purchased Michigan?

Alicya Martin is the latest blogger to claw her way to the top. She was stuck at the $5000 per day earnings plateau [$150 per 15 minutes].

As all bloggers, she longed for the day when a big scoop would uplift her from the doldrums.

Her deliverer came in the rotund form of Mr Athans. The philanderer slipped Alicya’s notice, but he did the deed under the watchful eye of the FBI.

Bloggers everywhere hoped that Mr Athans worked for the State Department peddling our nuclear secrets to the Turks. He had worked as a liberal producer at Air America before that obscure rag had gone belly-up in 2006. The least we could have expected was a tie with the expose artist Randi Rhodes.

Randi had just discovered the prostitution network headed by Presidential contender Hillary Clinton and former Veep aspirant Geraldine Ferraro. If so, how had they expanded to Detroit to nab the hapless Mr Athans?

Before we bloggers could blurt out our wild theories, fate took a hand. Air America suspended Randi for bad-mouthing, but not for stating falsehoods. Mr Athans confessed to being the husband of a Michigan Democratic Senator.

To be fair, I am withholding the name of the Senator involved. I could not find two sources who could verify Michigan had representation in Washington at all.

A few days ago I heard from the Kazakhstan blogosphere that China had bought Michigan from Bear Stearns.

That notice is being suppressed pending notification of the next of kin.