Curl Up and Dye

Sometimes, I cop a nifty title with no article to go with it. This particular one I stole from the “Blues Brothers” epic from 1980. Carrie Fisher plotted to murder John Belushi for jilting her.

Speaking of betrayal, the Vichy Democrats keep our Beloved Shroud Army in Iraq. Sure, everybody knows the superpower needs five years to subdue the super bad Iraqis.

If anybody remembered duty, honor and country, the officer corps would commit mass suicide. In the Roman Empire, failed politicians sat in a bathtub and opened a vein.

The street address in Chicago is 1060 West Addison for Wrigley Field. All politicians should sit there watching Cubs baseball UNTIL THEY CONFESS.

The President could throw the first pitch.

The Rising Cost of Baseball Tickets

Why does everyone assume elections will take place this year? As expressed in NSPD51, the President can state an emergency and declare Martial Law at his discretion.
Has anyone been able to change his course in a meaningful way?
Does he have a reason to retire?
Living abroad for 25 years, I'd like to see a ballgame or two. If the price of admission includes prison and torture, I'll stay where I am.