Sex is Illegal in Muleshoe
The common excuse for eccentricity is being kicked in the head by a horse. I imagine being struck by a mule shoe would have a similar effect.
Once, I bought a Stetson in Alvin Texas. Driving East I didn't see a horse until I crossed the
The steak was Okay, but the hamburger lacked fingerprints.
If no one had made love to a hamburger, why would I want to eat it? My traveling companion at the time bore many fingerprints. She didn't come from Muleshoe.
