Thursday, April 17, 2008

Why Should John McCain Enjoy the White House

Many people claim he is the only white man in the race for President. Certainly, he is the traditional choice.

On Election Day the outsourced factory worker will leave his five diseased children in the trailer. His wife will remind him to grab his cup of coffee at the public cantina and to bring back a carton of beans from the soup kitchen.

Their children are hacking from the asbestos in their FEMA home. His car a memory, he looks forward to a long walk to the polling place. Perhaps the air will restore his lungs.

He can’t afford cigarettes until the Chinese pimp makes his next payment.

Who would have guessed McCain would survive long enough to be elected?

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